Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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