i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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