But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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