they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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