I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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