I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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