can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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