Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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