I'm drive I can fine osifer
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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