Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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