I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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