I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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