What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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