I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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