I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Randomize
