Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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