We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize