i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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