is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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