the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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