So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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