I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm like, not good at living.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
