So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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