I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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