Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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