idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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