Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do herpes really smell.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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