I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
