we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Houston, we have a squirter
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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