just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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