please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
