What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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