I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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