How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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