but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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