That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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