How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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