You made me cry and you don't even care
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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Goodbee
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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