I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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