Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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