Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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