Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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