Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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