ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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