Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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