just tell him i said nine months
i barfeds in our rink
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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