Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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