I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Can i not drive my cunt home
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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