He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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