i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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