Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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