Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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