i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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