don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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